Dungeon Crawl is amazing

  • 金曜日: This evil god was urging me to kill this human (I'm a minotaur btw)
  • 金曜日: so I kind of just
  • 金曜日: reluctantly throw an orange at him
  • Sardine Queen: hahaha
  • 金曜日: The human became hostile and now it's attacking me and I'm all
  • 金曜日: "Dude it's just an orange calm the fuck down"
  • Sardine Queen: lol
  • 金曜日: I was just like "Okay you know what"
  • 金曜日: and then I killed and ate him
  • Sardine Queen: good
  • Sardine Queen: job
  • 金曜日: And then I became nauseous
  • 金曜日: fucking humans

nami-tsuki:

fucking artina am i right

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>flying pink fanservice

NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT

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thelordofthebutts:

when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them

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whenthesunshinesthrough:

Shower head that turns water rainbow colors

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Bath tiles that change color according to heat

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Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)

Holy cocks, this is the greatest shower ever

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Etty is an amazing student

daydreammelody:

Can I just like go back to bed and not go to school? ;; bleeeck

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I am going to murder you and rape the corpse

Me

Quoting yourself is really dumb, guys. Seriously.

A haiku

I like my women
The same way I enjoy my
coffee. Anally.